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comes with a kickass phone plan

'Sup, bitches? You know who this is, so drop something and I'll get back to you. Unless I won't.

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[That is...absolutely somebody else on his floor. Right? Right.

And they're probably smoking. Inside. Totally makes sense.

Nope, nothing in the fridge. He should probably fix that at some point. Back to stalking around the apartment, then. ...And checking the curtains to make sure they're secure. Wouldn't want to burst into flames later.]

Sorry if I don't quite believe you, Charizard.

[Oh, fuck. She's laughing. She barely even read the word 'Charizard' before the laughter erupted. She speaks when she can, sounding amused as hell.]

Wow. That's a new one.

[Texting now.]

You could always give it a try.

[All the movement in the apartment? Completely stops with that laugh. Not that he's worried, but.]

Seriously?!

[Texting texting.]

Are you on my floor?

[Screw texting. She can't even move right now, stuck in one spot in the middle of the hallway, just three feet from door 329. She knows that voice!]

Ed?

[Please don't let it be Ed.]

[He stalks over to the door and peeks his head out, and what.are.you.doing.there.]

Sorry, I take it back. You're the stalker.

I'm the stalker? Me? Really? You're the one that moved into my building. [Her tone is somewhere between incredulity and amusement.]

It's a building. Not yours. And I didn't fucking know you were in it, god.

[And now he's out in the hallway, just kind of...evaluating. Don't mind him.]

Do you seriously think I give that much of a shit about you that I'd follow you home and move in? Is your ego really that big?

No. Actually, my ego has nothing to do with it. I was joking, Ed. I don't care where you live.

[She has her arms crossed over her chest. Defensive posture and facial expression is go. And she's standing her ground. Just in case.]

So you're on my floor...why?

[He doesn't quite believe you, McGee.]

...I'll give you this much, the "badass chick" vibe kinda works for you.

It fucking better be working for me. I earned it. [Charlie. Shut up. She shrugs, arms relaxing but not dropping entirely.] I've been in the City since August. Hell, I arrived in my apartment and the entire time I've lived here, no one lived above me. I wanted to see who was stomping around so much.

Sorry, did I disturb your beauty sleep or something?

[All the smirking; he clearly doesn't actually care.]

No. [She doesn't sleep.] Just wanted to see who was up here. But, now that I know, I'm going to go home now.

[Sjkrakjsdfh why is this her luck?] Enjoy your apartment, Ed.

[She's just going to turn and head home now. And probably just...blow shit up on her PS3 or something. Loudly.]

[Smirkety smirk.]

Believe me, Charizard, I absolutely will.

[Often. Obnoxiously. JUST TO BE A PAIN.

...Which in this case mostly just means making a lot of noise when he doesn't actually have to.]

[She will set up speakers so they point towards her ceiling and will blast this during the daylight hours. So hah.]

[Ffff noooo. Curses!]

And now I'm picturing a weird prank war between the two involving the occasional water gun fight in the hall. Eventually.

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