See, I always wondered why there weren't more chick siths. I mean...if you look at how you become one, it's pretty much a no-brainer. Then you'd get everybody wanting to jump on that train too, because let's face it, girls make pretty shitty Jedi; everybody wins.

[Which is...much less horrible than it sounds, he's just being LOGICAL here, but Ed doesn't really think before he speaks.

...And now he's wondering what she would be like as a Sith (...basically the fun kind of cruel this time) and that is...not conducive to conversation at all. Ed, just stop thinking. And emoting. Unless you're TRYING to send this conversation in that direction.]