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socoolbrewster) wrote2012-04-12 06:35 am
socoolbrewster) wrote2012-04-12 06:35 am
{ 09 } I feel like a prized asshole, no-one even mentions my casserole
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[Annoyance. Amusement. Loss. Alone. Hurt. Hungry. Without the structure of more human thoughts they're a jumble, stronger than you'd expect, more raw. Basic.
But outwardly he just looks a combination of irritated and amused.]
Just...stop it. All of you. It's bad enough I can smell you, now I have to see it too? What. the. FUCK.
You look like rainbows. It's kind of ridiculous; if I laugh at you it's because you look like Glenda the Good Witch.
It's like I'm lost in fucking Bath and Body Works.
[A/N: Ed is gloriously Affected, and is currently both a receiver and a transmitter. Have fun!]
[Annoyance. Amusement. Loss. Alone. Hurt. Hungry. Without the structure of more human thoughts they're a jumble, stronger than you'd expect, more raw. Basic.
But outwardly he just looks a combination of irritated and amused.]
Just...stop it. All of you. It's bad enough I can smell you, now I have to see it too? What. the. FUCK.
You look like rainbows. It's kind of ridiculous; if I laugh at you it's because you look like Glenda the Good Witch.
It's like I'm lost in fucking Bath and Body Works.
[A/N: Ed is gloriously Affected, and is currently both a receiver and a transmitter. Have fun!]
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[Which is...much less horrible than it sounds, he's just being LOGICAL here, but Ed doesn't really think before he speaks.
...And now he's wondering what she would be like as a Sith (...basically the fun kind of cruel this time) and that is...not conducive to conversation at all. Ed, just stop thinking. And emoting. Unless you're TRYING to send this conversation in that direction.]
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Dude, let's be real. The reason that girls made shitty Jedis was that Lucas and his people couldn't write female characters to save their freaking lives. All they ever managed were background characters, and iterations of the same semidimensional Joan of Arc/Lady In Peril as the token female. Though you do have a point about the Sith. I know which side I'd still fall on with all my anger and destroying-shit issues.
You've never actually seen me bring the ruckus, though, so it probably didn't occur to you.
[Confidence. If there's one thing she has it is confidence in her raw power. That is mixed with caution, because frankly, she doesn't like the uncontrolled destruction anymore. But she has confidence in herself--and not just in the power now. In her physical competence, in certain skills, in her attractiveness.]
Actually Darth Wanda was good for one thing.
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...Not that the boots are helping.]
...That and the whole emotion thing. Jedis aren't supposed to have any because according to their teachings they obstruct their sense of Good or whatever, while every single Sith embraced them wholeheartedly and that's how they wound up there. But I'll give you that pretty much every single female Jedi was shafted in the character development department.
[...Oh. Wanda. See, now that there? Almost as good as fear. Better, in some ways. Certainly more interesting. Curiosity, and you have absolutely perked his attention now.]
Oh yeah? What's that?
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[She grins a bit.]
She knew how to dress for guys. Awesome killer wardrobe. I asked for some of it afterward.
[Her eyelashes lower a bit. She's working on asking him over but she's still mulling some of what Lua said.]
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So, I've been thinking. About two different kinds of bloody fun.
[Private]
[Cocked eyebrow. Do tell.]
[Private]
The other one...well. Have you thought about all the implications of having empathy for the next three days?
[Private]
[A pause. Yes, no, maybe.]
Like what, the fact that it's probably waaay too easy to fuck with people? Or peer pressure in general.
[...Yes, Ed, of course your brain automatically goes to the screwing people over applications.]
[Private]
[She blinks at him. And then comes to a slow realization. He's not reading her signals because he does not know how. He's a--]
[Shock, and then...sort of a little warmth, followed by a slow wave of...scheming. Good natured scheming, but, all the scheming.]
[And a slow smile.]
[Private]
[...Stop it, Wanda. Stop with those feelings, he doesn't trust...any of them. Especially the scheming.]
...What. Stop that. Whatever you're thinking, either share with the class or cut it out.
[Private]
[...and then she lets him off the hook.]
Oh, I was just wondering a few things. Like the effect of mutual empathy on make-out sessions. And what would happen if I got tanked and then gave you a pint or so.
[Private]
[The first...he is talking completely out of his ass. He doesn't know, has no even faint clue, and only said it because he's not expecting a trial. ...Not that he wouldn't want to, he just doesn't really expect her to suggest it for actual because lol Ed and girls. The second? Absolute truth, and curiosity.]
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Either one I mean.
[Nice and matter of fact, like asking him over to play D&D.]
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Um. Yeah. Sure. I'd be down. ...Also either.
[And a smirk that's halfway to derp. ...Because being undead does NOT give you a more equipped skill set to deal with the ladies, sorry Ed.]
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[The smirk gets him a flash of amusement/affection and cheerfulness.]
Figure the second one, I'll just call you next time I'm toasty. Shouldn't take long.
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Why, you a lightweight?
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[...Said with all the cavalier cockiness of a guy who has never had that particular experience...ever.]
So. The other thing?
[Raised eyebrow.]
[Private]
[A slow grin.]
Remember how I was just waiting to figure out whether I could trust you?
Getcher ass down here.
[Private]
[A grin back, and he's practically already on his way.]
So I'm guessing that's good news for that.
[And yes, now OFFICIALLY on his way.]