Wow. Just...wow. Admiral, props to you. Seriously. This is like something from some weird, really bad B movie.

Or maybe Freaky Friday. The one with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan because she was cute before she turned into a crack whore.


[A/N: Ed is affected! Only about halfway though; he looks like a girl, but his mindset's all him.

Although honestly it would be pretty difficult for anyone used to Ed(ie) to say she's not herself; they act the same, from speech style to outlook to preferences, the only major difference is that Ed is NOT A GIRL.]