Anybody who thinks this is just asking for a horror movie, raise your hands. I vote somebody grabs a camera and we do the Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity thing. It'll be great. We'll just need to figure out the victims and who's running around creating the horror. Any takers?


[A/N: Enter Ed Jeffries, the kid who plays Ed. He's brand spanking new to the acting gig; he got the bug in high school and got a few roles as the Awkward Nerd, until a family friend filmed him doing a riff on Renfield of Dracula fame for fun, sent it in to the director on a lark, and the rest is history. He's thrilled to finally be playing a villain for once, a guy who actually gets more focus than the ten minutes to establish that "yes, this kid is AWKWARD", but he's trying to be super-chill about it. ...Really.]