{ 05 } dude looks like a lady

[socoolbrewster]

Wow. Just...wow. Admiral, props to you. Seriously. This is like something from some weird, really bad B movie.

Or maybe Freaky Friday. The one with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan because she was cute before she turned into a crack whore.


[A/N: Ed is affected! Only about halfway though; he looks like a girl, but his mindset's all him.

Although honestly it would be pretty difficult for anyone used to Ed(ie) to say she's not herself; they act the same, from speech style to outlook to preferences, the only major difference is that Ed is NOT A GIRL.]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Yeah, and she didn't even know me. It was weird.

Exactly like Hitchhiker's Guide! Wouldn't that be awful?

[socoolbrewster]

Depressing.

Better sentient couches than spewing yarn?

So, I gotta ask. Which one are you?

[ichoosefight]

Okay, spewing yarn would just be gross and awkward.

I'm the Steph one. Just as blonde, but much smaller.

[socoolbrewster]

But colorful. Can't forget that one. And useful, if you keep a granny on-hand.

Gotcha. I'm Ed. Usually a little taller and less...jiggly.

Seriously, how the hell do you handle all this? Even my balance is off.

[ichoosefight]

By learning not to slump. And it's usually a gradual thing in real life. I'm still figuring out how to walk straight.

[socoolbrewster]

...If you suggest walking around with a book on my head you are so going to be dinner.

[ichoosefight]

Considering our respective genders you might want to rethink your choice of threat. Or alternately, "eat me."

[socoolbrewster]

Or "bite me".

It doesn't really get better even under normal circumstances. It's just an awkward situation to threaten with.

[ichoosefight]

I like the innuendo better with "eat me". It adds a comedic element to the whole "sucking" thing.