{ 09 } I feel like a prized asshole, no-one even mentions my casserole

[socoolbrewster]

[VIDEO - public]

[Annoyance. Amusement. Loss. Alone. Hurt. Hungry. Without the structure of more human thoughts they're a jumble, stronger than you'd expect, more raw. Basic.

But outwardly he just looks a combination of irritated and amused.]

Just...stop it. All of you. It's bad enough I can smell you, now I have to see it too? What. the. FUCK.

You look like rainbows. It's kind of ridiculous; if I laugh at you it's because you look like Glenda the Good Witch.

It's like I'm lost in fucking Bath and Body Works.


[A/N: Ed is gloriously Affected, and is currently both a receiver and a transmitter. Have fun!]

Comments

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ Oh you poor little wretch, you think she cares? ]

I was under the impression you didn't like the colors.

[socoolbrewster]

[Not really. And he wouldn't trust it if she did, anyway.]

Well I can honestly say I've never had anybody color coded for me before, so it's an adjustment.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ Attaboy. ]

It's a pity. It would be such a useful ability.

[socoolbrewster]

[Ohhh don't even. So unappreciative, you don't need to be condescending.]

Dunno, I can pretty much sniff it out on a good day, so it's not really doing much for me. It's mostly just distracting.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ But how does she not be condescending? Such an alien thing. ]

Can you? I imagine that makes things much clearer to you than ordinary humans. [ A neat power... But she's got more than enough of her own. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[He wrinkles his nose, offended by the implication.]

Sure, especially since I'm not human.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ Ohohoho? She is intrigued now. ]

No? Then what are you?

[socoolbrewster]

Vampire.

[All the smug superiority. TAKE THAT.]

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ Oh. Disappointing. But maybe she can still find a use for you. She puts on her impressed face! ]

Oh my! And so young! You must be quite powerful. [ Or just a weak and pathetic human with some demonic blood in you. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[A shrug; he knows better than to trust it.]

Could be.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Don't be so modest, dear. Or don't you know?

[socoolbrewster]

I was always taught not to brag.

[Mocking, teasing; like he cares about that kind of thing these days.]

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ She chuckles. ]

Then I guess your mother raised you right. [ Like she would know anything about being a good mother. ]