{ 09 } I feel like a prized asshole, no-one even mentions my casserole

[socoolbrewster]

[VIDEO - public]

[Annoyance. Amusement. Loss. Alone. Hurt. Hungry. Without the structure of more human thoughts they're a jumble, stronger than you'd expect, more raw. Basic.

But outwardly he just looks a combination of irritated and amused.]

Just...stop it. All of you. It's bad enough I can smell you, now I have to see it too? What. the. FUCK.

You look like rainbows. It's kind of ridiculous; if I laugh at you it's because you look like Glenda the Good Witch.

It's like I'm lost in fucking Bath and Body Works.


[A/N: Ed is gloriously Affected, and is currently both a receiver and a transmitter. Have fun!]

Comments

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Oh, secretly evil as fuck. That's fine then. Scrad says:]

Oh. That's fine, then.

[See?]

[socoolbrewster]

Not that I'm saying you're secretly evil.

It's the color.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[You've lost him.]

What?

Yeah, we're not all that secret about what we do and who we work for.

[socoolbrewster]

You're pink.

...Well. Kind of.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

How kind of?

[socoolbrewster]

In the "not entirely" kind of way?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie pops up and quips:]

Oh, that explains everything.

[socoolbrewster]

....Whoa. What...there's two of you?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad informs him:]

There's one of us.

[One two headed guy. If there were two of them, there'd be four heads to deal with.]

[socoolbrewster]

...With two heads. Right.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie says:]

Obviously. You got a problem with that?