Evil Ed :: Fright Night (2011) (
socoolbrewster) wrote2012-01-15 03:02 pm
{ 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws
Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?
...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes.
[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.]
But anyway. I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here. Maybe Alien: Resurrection. It's interesting. Kinda cool. Dark. I like it.
[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]
Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.
...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes.
[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.]
But anyway. I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here. Maybe Alien: Resurrection. It's interesting. Kinda cool. Dark. I like it.
[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]
Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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It's the food chain at work here. Resent it all you like. You are not the only one targeted.
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Go fuck yourself and your food chain.
[The network gives him the ability to be cool; if the conversation were happening face to face that fight-or-flight response they talked about in his records would be kicking in and his nonchalance would be tinged with more than a little aggression.
Sometimes not having to smell someone makes all the difference.]
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[Private]
Now I find myself in the odd position of requesting something from you. Not what you are thinking of, I promise you.
Private
Well, good job for surprising me, anyhow. [He puts on a bored face, nearly completely masking his wariness.]
I'm all ears.
Private
[He sees your wariness there, but doesn't show it. His own expression is calm, neutral, almost bored.]
This one seems relatively young. I'd be surprised if he were over five years old. My favor is this: leave him be. Defend yourself properly if he comes after you, of course. But do not try to taunt him into an attack.
Private
Young how.
Private
He's still a teenager in human years. That much is obvious. [Pause. Pause. How to explain.] I believe he was just recently made into a vampire. Perhaps hasn't had the proper guidance and teaching necessary.
That is speculation. But here is something I have found true: all young ones are susceptible to rash action and impulsiveness. They act before they think.
Private
If it means that much to you. But you didn't need a whole lot of encouragement yourself, all 'food-chain' and 'your deaths don't matter'. You think he's got more control?
He better. He jumps me? He eats it.
But I won't push him.
[Because that's what a monster he is; he'll ghost anyone who tries him. Seriously. Believe his hype.
Except that nasty little asterisk that's gotten him into a lot of trouble. *except for kids.]
Private
I was starving. A vampire starved is a vampire irrational. Young or old, it does not matter.
No, I know he doesn't have nearly the same control as I do. If he reaches that state of starved frenzy, then I expect him to follow the same path to Zero that I did.
[Another little pause, followed by two words he has not said in a long while.] Thank you.
Private
What the fuck is this.
Can he trust it.]
Keep fed then, leatherboy. You ain't off my list either.
[His voice is less aggressive than the words though; honestly, this little encounter has de-prioritized that whole 'ram a grenade down his throat' way down that list. If there's a brain in there. Maybe he can stand out of attack mode.
His hype is skull-fucker, throat-ripper, but even he can't sustain fighting all the time. It wears him down.]
Private
At least he's not taking an active role. That is some consolation. A simple favor and that is all. Only from someone he knows is a formidable opponent. If he couldn't kill Riddick, then this new vampire has no chance at all.
...He'll resist making a retort to 'leatherboy'. Only through sheer force of will.]
I intend to. I am glad we could reach an agreement.
Private
[Because if he doesn't downplay major events, what's the point?
It might make him feel better that Lestat had the same stupid impulse he's prone to. But maybe not.]