socoolbrewster | { 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes.

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.]

But anyway. I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here. Maybe Alien: Resurrection. It's interesting. Kinda cool. Dark. I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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...I see where you're going with this. Different kinds of monsters however.

Well yeah, no shit, I'm pretty sure there's not a xenomorph or a crazy guy in a hockey mask running around. ...I could always be wrong though.

There's a lot of other things running around here that you might want to be wary of.

Uh-huh. Like what?

Vampires, witches, mummies, serial killers.

[The mun is sitting on the need to say Jigsaw.]

I fall into the first category, and everything else doesn't exactly give me the shivers. But thanks for the heads up.

What's with the texting, got a face only a mother could love or something?

[Hoffman switches to video. Apart from a rather large purple bruise on the side of his face he's basically costas-complete with the nasty scar on his cheek]

[When he speaks, his voice is rough] It's been a hard couple of days.

...Looks it. One of those monsters you mentioned, or just piss off the wrong guy?

[Yes, he seems more amused than concerned; you are cattle, he gives zero fucks about your well-being.]

...Possession.

Do I look like I was born yesterday?

[...Don't answer that. Technically it's not that far off.]

Unless you're a complete butterfingers I'm kinda doubting you accidentally tripped and fell.

Wait are you talking about what put me in the infirmary or what gave me this? [he touches his scar]

Is that where you are? Then yeah. I'm assuming it's the shiner on the whole frickin' side of your face, not the conversation piece.

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