socoolbrewster | { 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes.

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.]

But anyway. I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here. Maybe Alien: Resurrection. It's interesting. Kinda cool. Dark. I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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Oooh, I'm shaking in my boots. You're threatening over a computer. Scary.

See, this is why this place gets to me... I can't have nice, fun Kodak moments. No, I have to threaten people and break things...

Just eat the stuff they give you from the kitchen like the rest of us have to - living or undead. Don't and I put you on that 'break things' list of mine. Your choice - you wouldn't be the first.

Don't think I'm not capable.

[Makes a sneer to demonstrate she, too, has a pair of fangs.]

[And fangs gets fangs; it's instinct, he doesn't really have much control over it. Only the canines though, no shark teeth.]

Kodak moments are overrated anyway, you never have a camera for the stuff that really needs to get captured on film.

You're siding with them? Seriously?

Yeah... 'Cause I hate you guys. Only half- of my family tree's from the realm of the damned. It's this whole... Could've-gone-one-way-or-the-other thing.

Relax... The stuff they serve up's as good as the real thing. Might even be the real thing. Point is, don't kill anyone or they'll wake up, say it was you and... Well, then we have to get the electrodes out and it's never pretty.

...Electrodes? [...She's joking. That doesn't even make SENSE.]

Electrodes...

For what, shock therapy? Kinda medieval, don't you think?

Best not do anything to warrant it, then, huh?

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[All the face-pulling; he would like to maintain he is unafraid of her, but...she's also got that badass Selene thing going on. He'll mind her. For now, anyway.]

I...guess...?

Good boy.

[...She did NOT just say that.]

You pull out the leash and collar and all bets are off.

Now, where did I put those werewolf restraints...

Oh, funny. Such a comedian. Try it. I dare you.

You think I don't have those?

I think you're confused if you're threatening to use them on me.

Who says I'd give you chance to protest?

[...Fair point.]

But I haven't done anything.

Keep it that way. It's a lot healthier.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

You got a name?

Rayne.

Well that's not one you hear every day.

[...Oh, did you want one back?]

Makes me easy to remember.

Got a brother named Thundr, by chance?

[...He had to. He's only slightly sorry.]

[Just this face.]

[And this one back forever.]

{ 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

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