{ 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

[socoolbrewster]

  Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes. 

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.] 

But anyway.  I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here.  Maybe Alien: Resurrection.  It's interesting.  Kinda cool.  Dark.  I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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[socoolbrewster]

[And now he's pulling a face; blood in BAGS? Ugh.]

What, like the bloodsucking version of an MRE? Health food will keep you alive too, doesn't mean it doesn't suck ass.

[most_feared]

The junk food here is more likely to cram a chunk of C-4 up your ass than your usual bag of Doritos, so I'd steer clear.

[socoolbrewster]

[...Well that gets a snicker out of him, at least.]

Well played, I'll keep that in mind, gramps.

So. Prison, huh? [This face? SO not thrilled.]

[most_feared]

Yup. My guess is you probably ate a bunch of people that very adamantly did not want to be eaten? Or are you still new at this?

[socoolbrewster]

Lucky shot by a wannabe. [Such a lie.] Wouldn't have even happened if I hadn't lost my fucking arm. [...Which is intact at the moment, so really it wouldn't be difficult to assume that's a lie too.]

But sure, I'm new at this, not that it matters.

[most_feared]

The ladies that spoke to you aren't wannabes, so you might wanna keep that in mind.

Take it easy. Take advantage of the hospitality. Stop tryin' to have somethin' to prove. You'll be alright.

[socoolbrewster]

Yeah, yeah, I know; I've watched one of 'em on TV and the other seems [Intimidating? Disconcertingly do-able?] legit, if weirdly fixated on the whole "restraint" thing.

...What hospitality? I've got people telling me they're gonna take my head if I step a foot out of line and I've gotta eat out of a bag. That's like...Dippin' Dots when you're expecting real ice cream.