{ 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

[socoolbrewster]

  Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes. 

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.] 

But anyway.  I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here.  Maybe Alien: Resurrection.  It's interesting.  Kinda cool.  Dark.  I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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[socoolbrewster]

[He gives her a quizzical look, head tilted in a silent question.]

Depends. What is it?

[surrenders]

Need you to try and blend in. Can't feed you all the time, all right?

[ She looks away a bit in a kind of submission as she says it. This could insult him, yeah, but if she plays it right it'll sound like she's just dumb instead of trying to hurt him. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[And that gains an eyeroll; really?]

Fine. I think I'm supposed to wait in between anyway.

[Wouldn't want to make her like him right off the bat, right? Not much point in using her for snacks after that.]

[surrenders]

Yeah? You been like this long? [ He thinks? That's not too good. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[A shrug.]

Long enough. ...Why?

[surrenders]

[ "Long enough" is like "old enough". ]

Just sounds like a lot you don't know yet. But you know when's enough, right? [ Again, appeasing. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[Pretty much. Just add "to party" after it and he's virtually a walking cliche.]

First lesson; we only take what we need, we don't drain everything we sink our teeth into.

Bad for business, or some shit.

[surrenders]

[ She flicks her eyes up at him in agreement. ]

You kill someone, you can't have any more.

[socoolbrewster]

...Sure you can, you just pick up somebody else.

[...You didn't mean he can't have anything from YOU, did you? Because that's just...completely unfair.]

[surrenders]

Be hard to find someone around here. A lot of people don't like your kind even here.

[socoolbrewster]

You obviously haven't met my sire.

[Because that's relevant...? You don't have his mad skillz with teh ladies, Ed, don't kid yourself.]