{ 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

[socoolbrewster]

  Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes. 

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.] 

But anyway.  I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here.  Maybe Alien: Resurrection.  It's interesting.  Kinda cool.  Dark.  I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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[peter_vincent]

[.....................Wut.]

Oh, fuck me sideways. You're here too?

[socoolbrewster]

[Ugh. WTF, UNIVERSE.]

If it isn't the walking vag. Finally ate it, huh? Figures.

[peter_vincent]

[Gawd, why you gotta be so TERRIBLE. Fuck you, Admiral.]

Actually, no. I was still alive last I checked. More than I can say for you, that's for damn sure.

[Oh, and now the maturity comes out.]

[socoolbrewster]

Oh, ha. Funny. Sure you didn't just miss it while you were hiding under the table and pissing yourself waiting for the big bad vampires to go away?

[peter_vincent]

I saw every detail, kid. [Cameras, panic room, so basically yeah, while he was hiding. :| ] I just hate that you died so soon. Charley and me burned Jerry alive, then staked his fucking heart. So sorry you missed that.

[socoolbrewster]

You what?

[All the unsettled snickering; you're making that up, Vincent, you have to be.]

Bullshit. He's like...centuries old, you can't just...off him like that. A couple of wannabes like you two? Yeah, right.

[peter_vincent]

Funny that you don't seem so sure of yourself now. Yeah, we did that. Saved the whole town like the big goddamn heroes that no one will acknowledge. Do you want a play by play? A fucking recap?

[socoolbrewster]

[And cue the conflicted thoughts; on the one hand YAY NO MORE JERRY and he's still vaguely human enough to be quietly thrilled about it. But on the other....FFFF YOU KILLED HIS SIRE. Bitch. And he can't even argue about it because that snazzy Childe-Sire connection? *GONE*. So. Yeah. Not lying (nevermind that in this case it's more a Barge thing than anything else).

Peter can have all the snarling and baring of fangs.]

You're a fucking dead man. Just as a heads up.