{ 03 } hey there little red riding hood

[socoolbrewster]

[Immediately after the conclusion of this.

Hello Barge! There's currently an escaped wolf cub running around the Barge.

He may or may not answer to Ed. Either way, he thinks this is AWESOME.

Feel free to run into him.]

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[can_has_vodka]

[Her eyes get big and her lips tremble. Promising...up until she lets out this horrible fangirly squee and glomps in his general direction.]

[socoolbrewster]

[EEP. There's a whoosh of breath as she glomps, and he kind of squirms around because FFFF whatareyoudoing.]

[can_has_vodka]

Hugs! Plus three bonus versus startled vampire woofies! [She kisses him between the ears.]

I haven't had this much fun since Aleera mixed blood with sugar and discovered raving!

[socoolbrewster]

[No. He is too badass for hugs. You're being embarrassinggggg. He whuffs and squirms some more.

...But if you start scratching and/or petting, all bets are probably off.]

[can_has_vodka]

Oh come now, I know I'm all skinny limbs and elbows but hugs are still good! [She scruffles his ears]

Besides, it's always nice to meet someone else around here whom I don't have to play normal around.

[socoolbrewster]

[HE IS NOT A D-- oh. Okay. That's actually...she can keep doing that. He's no longer paying attention to words.]

[can_has_vodka]

Such a big handsome woofy. Ooo... [She makes happy noises as she pets his big soft ears.]

[Footsteps coming down the hall. She has a sense of decency to her, and lets him out of petting trance and off her lap before whoever it is rounds the corner. Cough.]

[socoolbrewster]

[FINALLY. And now he's scampering off down the hallway.

To be continued next time.]