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socoolbrewster) wrote2012-02-12 05:28 pm
socoolbrewster) wrote2012-02-12 05:28 pm
{ 03 } hey there little red riding hood
[Immediately after the conclusion of this.
Hello Barge! There's currently an escaped wolf cub running around the Barge.
He may or may not answer to Ed. Either way, he thinks this is AWESOME.
Feel free to run into him.]
Hello Barge! There's currently an escaped wolf cub running around the Barge.
![escaped wolf cub](http://www.deviantart.com/download/35199945/Stalking_wolf_cub_by_Nieme.jpg"){kind=link}
He may or may not answer to Ed. Either way, he thinks this is AWESOME.
Feel free to run into him.]
[Spam] I resisted long enough to make an icon!
Er. Nice doggy? No, you keep the books, he'll just. Decide to go the opposite way.]
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Instead he trots closer, sniffs at your books, then goes for your ankles. Mostly because he dislikes your face and he can.]
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And why are you--oh. Freakin' ankle biter. A jump out of the way! Peter be nimble, Peter be quick; except you're not a candlestick. This tactic really won't work for long.]
Go bug someone else, why don't ya?
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Also have a "whuff". He's not just leaving you alone, Peter. Nu-uh.]
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She's been following it for a while, when suddenly she rounds a corner, and there's the cub. She cocks her head curiously, peering at him with eyes that show unusual intelligence for a wolf.]
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He turns quickly, half scrambling when he manages to get the co-ordination of twice as many feet as he's used to together, and woofs quietly in question; you're not Jerry.]
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Who's Jerry?
[To a human, it would come out as barks and whines, but to Ed's ears, it's easily understood. She sounds... aristocratic.]
Not... Jerry the vampire?
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The whine is uncertain, cautious.]
...Yes...? No. Yes Jerry the vampire, no you're not him.
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[And although this little cub is just a pup, she has to hope he at least has enough sense of smell to tell that much.]
Why would I be Jerry? He's... a vampire.
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[Of course he knows; he knew that to begin with. There's an edge of defensiveness there.]
Haven't you ever read Dracula?
[He doesn't know how much he's allowed to give away, so he'll be vague.]
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Arthas just side-eyes it.]
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[Someone had mentioned that name to her, hadn't they? Was it Buffy?]
It's a book? What's that got to do with anything?
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[Or rabid gremlins. Whatever.]
Are you one too?
[She smells...off somehow, like More-Than, but she doesn't smell like a vampire. It's weird.]
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[This comes out as a snarl; she literally could not sound more offended if she tried. STAY OFF HER TURF, VAMPIRES.]
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[Yeah, talking to dogs now. Good job.]
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[...And Jerry. Obviously. He snarls back, except he's only little, so it's not quite as impressive a thing.]
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[Well, that explains the smell.]
Ugh, gods! Turn back right now.
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[...Also he doesn't know how to turn back. So. He's stuck right now anyway.
He growls in annoyance and tries to make himself bigger. HE WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE RIGHT TO BE A WOLF IF HE HAS TO.]
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Hello? Ed doesn't think he's met you before. Also HE IS NOT A PUPPY. He's a WOLF.]
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[Tiny vampire wannabe-wolves do not swear at Angua von Uberwald. She takes a step closer, growling low in her throat.]
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[She draws up short when he turns around, and hold still so he can sniff her.] Hi Wuff! Where'd you come from?
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[Grrr. He will hold his ground, for now at least; HE IS A BIG SCARY VAMPIRE when he's not busy being a puppy.
Really.]
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He sniffs around, poking at whatever part of her's closest with his nose, then sits down heavily and cocks his head at her. Seriously? You're expecting an answer? He doesn't exactly have the vocal cords for that right now, bald purple-eyed girl.]
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Oh, just shut up. [And in one bound, she's next to him, and has the thick scruff of his neck in her jaws.]
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[But this is the girl who deliberately enabled Aleera into going on a blood sugar fueled trip that ended up in her being pounced. And she liked it.]
Oh! You must be one of the new vampires. Hello! [Nosewrinkle smile.]
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Manages to scramble onto his back though. Now he'll just watch you, waiting. Pay no attention to his fingertips inching closer to a fallen book.]
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There is a writhing and unhappy cub in your jaws, Angua. He's also spewing as many unpleasantries as he can think of because SCREW THIS NOISE.
Although it sounds like pained whining to anybody else listening.]
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[...Hello? You should be shrinking away in terror right now. He is FEARSOME and HORRIFYING and please disregard how small he is, that was unforseen.
Why are you looking at him like that?]
[Spam] BWAHAHAHA it's like the original all over again.
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throw him into a walldrop himdown the stairs, but after a second's thought, she has a better idea and begins trotting down the hallway, still carrying him.]Mrr gng oo ee urr afherr. [This is supposed to be "We're going to see your master," but, well, mouthful of vampwolf.]
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[...This would probably be more effective if he were larger. As it is he just continues to twist around, snapping his jaws and trying to bite whatever's in reach.
Might want to make it quick, Angua, his time's almost up anyway.]
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I haven't had this much fun since Aleera mixed blood with sugar and discovered raving!
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...But if you start scratching and/or petting, all bets are probably off.]
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Besides, it's always nice to meet someone else around here whom I don't have to play normal around.
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[Footsteps coming down the hall. She has a sense of decency to her, and lets him out of petting trance and off her lap before whoever it is rounds the corner. Cough.]
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To be continued next time.]