{11} a different city every night; oh I swear the world better prepare

[socoolbrewster]

Anybody who thinks this is just asking for a horror movie, raise your hands. I vote somebody grabs a camera and we do the Blair Witch, Paranormal Activity thing. It'll be great. We'll just need to figure out the victims and who's running around creating the horror. Any takers?


[A/N: Enter Ed Jeffries, the kid who plays Ed. He's brand spanking new to the acting gig; he got the bug in high school and got a few roles as the Awkward Nerd, until a family friend filmed him doing a riff on Renfield of Dracula fame for fun, sent it in to the director on a lark, and the rest is history. He's thrilled to finally be playing a villain for once, a guy who actually gets more focus than the ten minutes to establish that "yes, this kid is AWKWARD", but he's trying to be super-chill about it. ...Really.]

Comments

[nolongerhollow]

Just as long as I don't have to die this time. I die in everything.

[socoolbrewster]

Nah, you'll be the protagonist. Nobody's gonna expect it, and you'll KILL it. It'll be great.

[nolongerhollow]

I'm a little male and nonvirginal to be the Survival Girl, so I guess that it really will be a little bit of a surprise at least.

Should I play camera-holding narrator then? I don't do jigglycam very well. I could try dancing while I talk.

[socoolbrewster]

That might work! All else fails somebody else could do the cam work and you could just follow around and talk into the camera.

[nolongerhollow]

Right then, let's round up a few more people and get this done.

[socoolbrewster]

Awesome! Yeah, I just need...uh. The rest of the cast. I've got the protagonist and a victim, and unless the whole thing's about the protagonist turning out to be evil....

Although. That could be a cool twist.

[nolongerhollow]

I'm up for whatever you come up with. Just give me some basic instructions and I'm good to go.

This your first time directing then?

[darknessb4me]

It's one of Bobbi's fucking stories. Next thing you know we're all going to be screwing each other.

[socoolbrewster]

I promise I'm not making porn. The last thing I tried to read had half the ship turned into tentacle monsters at a port, it was...traumatizing.

...Although Arthas/kittens is my new OTP. It should absolutely happen more often, the crazy fangirls are right. [...He's joking.]

[darknessb4me]

I don't have sex with babies, animals, or baby animals. You can check my lawyer on that.

[socoolbrewster]

No, I'm not saying you do. Like...the idea of you having kittens. ...Not having them like giving birth to them, but you know. As pets.

[darknessb4me]

Oh.

[He takes a drag on his cigarette.]

I don't think I'd feed them.

[socoolbrewster]

That's horrible.

[darknessb4me]

Well, I mean - I'm some kind of undead thing, right? I don't care about cats.

[technophilic]

It's been done a hundred times before. Do you really think you could make it any better than the hundreds of horrible 'murderer in a blackout' films already out there?

[socoolbrewster]

But I'm sure it'll be a thousand times better than the stuff the fans put out...? Maybe?

[technophilic]

I was actually referring to the ones produced professionally. Almost anything would be better than the crap the fans put out. [ But then Karen is hard to scare, and even harder to impress. ]

[socoolbrewster]

...Well I always think they're kinda cool. That whole...locked door mystery thing? It never gets old, if you ask me.

[technophilic]

It's so predictable and simple, and not at all based in reality. I can't stand it.

[socoolbrewster]

It's a movie. They're all predictable and not based in reality.

[technophilic]

Not all of them.

[reactivates]

...Horror. Now that's something I've never gotten to do. I happily volunteer for victim.

[socoolbrewster]

Great! ...Now I just have to find a moulage kit. I'm sure the make up guys left some of their crap around somewhere...

[reactivates]

I think I saw some of their stuff left on set the other day, actually. Not sure if it included a moulage kit, or if any of it's even still there, but it probably wouldn't hurt to check it out. You know, assuming the set's still there after the crazy tree-mauling storm. Uhm... I think it was around the library?

[socoolbrewster]

Right. Well, fingers crossed? I'll run down and look. And if not I'm sure there's guys around here who have something that could work on hand? Maybe? Thanks.

[Somebody's way too excited about this movie plan.]