socoolbrewster | { 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes.

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.]

But anyway. I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here. Maybe Alien: Resurrection. It's interesting. Kinda cool. Dark. I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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...Jason X? Alien Resurrection?

Yeah. You know, the movies? Monsters in space?

...I see where you're going with this. Different kinds of monsters however.

Well yeah, no shit, I'm pretty sure there's not a xenomorph or a crazy guy in a hockey mask running around. ...I could always be wrong though.

There's a lot of other things running around here that you might want to be wary of.

Uh-huh. Like what?

Vampires, witches, mummies, serial killers.

[The mun is sitting on the need to say Jigsaw.]

I fall into the first category, and everything else doesn't exactly give me the shivers. But thanks for the heads up.

What's with the texting, got a face only a mother could love or something?

[Hoffman switches to video. Apart from a rather large purple bruise on the side of his face he's basically costas-complete with the nasty scar on his cheek]

[When he speaks, his voice is rough] It's been a hard couple of days.

...Looks it. One of those monsters you mentioned, or just piss off the wrong guy?

[Yes, he seems more amused than concerned; you are cattle, he gives zero fucks about your well-being.]

...Possession.

Do I look like I was born yesterday?

[...Don't answer that. Technically it's not that far off.]

Unless you're a complete butterfingers I'm kinda doubting you accidentally tripped and fell.

Wait are you talking about what put me in the infirmary or what gave me this? [he touches his scar]

Is that where you are? Then yeah. I'm assuming it's the shiner on the whole frickin' side of your face, not the conversation piece.

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