{ 01 } how cheerfully he seems to grin how neatly spreads his claws

[socoolbrewster]

  Heyyy, what's shakin', bacon?

...See, it's funny because you're food. Just a bunch of walking milkshakes. 

[He snickers, a slightly unhinged little laugh, and it's clear that aside from the deathly pale skin and too-dark glint of his eyes there is something seriously Not Right about him. You may have seen him in the hallways earlier, he was skulking around for a few hours before deciding to post something.] 

But anyway.  I'm getting a very...Jason X vibe here.  Maybe Alien: Resurrection.  It's interesting.  Kinda cool.  Dark.  I like it.

[Evil leans back in the chair, as relaxed as a tiger stalking its prey from afar, and smirks. Behind him you can see a room that looks almost stereotypically "nerdy teenage boy"; movie posters from just about every horror movie known to man paper the walls, interspersed with ones for various video games and the occasional map or hand-drawn attempt. The only thing that doesn't quite seem to fit is the large wooden crate stuck in the middle of the room.]

Chuckles, you out there? Because if this is some kind of fucked up newbie hunter joke I am so gonna kill you. And it's gonna be messy as fuck.

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[surrenders]

[ If Ed lets go of her, it'll take as much strength as she has not to hit the floor. Her body hasn't caught up with her brain until now, didn't know what happened, and it's only when she looks at his face and sees him finishing off the last bit she starts to shake. ]

Yeah. You got it?

[socoolbrewster]

[Fortunately for her, he doesn't let go, not yet anyway; he can feel how weak she is, and it's not really in his best interest to just let her drop. His fangs are gone now, and aside from his pallor he could easily pass for just another teenager.]

Mmm. Feeling a lot better now, thanks.

[surrenders]

[ She nods a flutter of a nod and smiles a wan, relieved smile, then turns her head to look a little more at him. This is pretty important, Ed, but she's not going to make it sound like life and death. ]

Need you to do something, all right?

[socoolbrewster]

[He gives her a quizzical look, head tilted in a silent question.]

Depends. What is it?

[surrenders]

Need you to try and blend in. Can't feed you all the time, all right?

[ She looks away a bit in a kind of submission as she says it. This could insult him, yeah, but if she plays it right it'll sound like she's just dumb instead of trying to hurt him. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[And that gains an eyeroll; really?]

Fine. I think I'm supposed to wait in between anyway.

[Wouldn't want to make her like him right off the bat, right? Not much point in using her for snacks after that.]

[surrenders]

Yeah? You been like this long? [ He thinks? That's not too good. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[A shrug.]

Long enough. ...Why?

[surrenders]

[ "Long enough" is like "old enough". ]

Just sounds like a lot you don't know yet. But you know when's enough, right? [ Again, appeasing. ]

[socoolbrewster]

[Pretty much. Just add "to party" after it and he's virtually a walking cliche.]

First lesson; we only take what we need, we don't drain everything we sink our teeth into.

Bad for business, or some shit.

[surrenders]

[ She flicks her eyes up at him in agreement. ]

You kill someone, you can't have any more.

[socoolbrewster]

...Sure you can, you just pick up somebody else.

[...You didn't mean he can't have anything from YOU, did you? Because that's just...completely unfair.]

[surrenders]

Be hard to find someone around here. A lot of people don't like your kind even here.

[socoolbrewster]

You obviously haven't met my sire.

[Because that's relevant...? You don't have his mad skillz with teh ladies, Ed, don't kid yourself.]