{ 03 } hey there little red riding hood

[socoolbrewster]

[Immediately after the conclusion of this.

Hello Barge! There's currently an escaped wolf cub running around the Barge.

He may or may not answer to Ed. Either way, he thinks this is AWESOME.

Feel free to run into him.]

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[socoolbrewster]

[HE IS NOT ADORABLE he is terrifying. Really. VAMPIRE.

He sniffs around, poking at whatever part of her's closest with his nose, then sits down heavily and cocks his head at her. Seriously? You're expecting an answer? He doesn't exactly have the vocal cords for that right now, bald purple-eyed girl.]

[can_has_vodka]

[She touches noses with him.] Oh! Your nose is cold! [A dizzy giggle; no fear at all. Though she blinks, as if something's dawning on her slowly; it is, because she can see right through him and is noticing his body's rather...still...inside.] No heartbeat...

[But this is the girl who deliberately enabled Aleera into going on a blood sugar fueled trip that ended up in her being pounced. And she liked it.]

Oh! You must be one of the new vampires. Hello! [Nosewrinkle smile.]

[socoolbrewster]

Rrr.

[...Hello? You should be shrinking away in terror right now. He is FEARSOME and HORRIFYING and please disregard how small he is, that was unforseen.

Why are you looking at him like that?]

[can_has_vodka]

[Her eyes get big and her lips tremble. Promising...up until she lets out this horrible fangirly squee and glomps in his general direction.]

[socoolbrewster]

[EEP. There's a whoosh of breath as she glomps, and he kind of squirms around because FFFF whatareyoudoing.]

[can_has_vodka]

Hugs! Plus three bonus versus startled vampire woofies! [She kisses him between the ears.]

I haven't had this much fun since Aleera mixed blood with sugar and discovered raving!

[socoolbrewster]

[No. He is too badass for hugs. You're being embarrassinggggg. He whuffs and squirms some more.

...But if you start scratching and/or petting, all bets are probably off.]

[can_has_vodka]

Oh come now, I know I'm all skinny limbs and elbows but hugs are still good! [She scruffles his ears]

Besides, it's always nice to meet someone else around here whom I don't have to play normal around.

[socoolbrewster]

[HE IS NOT A D-- oh. Okay. That's actually...she can keep doing that. He's no longer paying attention to words.]

[can_has_vodka]

Such a big handsome woofy. Ooo... [She makes happy noises as she pets his big soft ears.]

[Footsteps coming down the hall. She has a sense of decency to her, and lets him out of petting trance and off her lap before whoever it is rounds the corner. Cough.]

[socoolbrewster]

[FINALLY. And now he's scampering off down the hallway.

To be continued next time.]